Chapter 1:  Reed Finds the One-Eyed Demon

Once upon a time, in Greek myths, there was a man (that’s right, man, young man) named Reed.  He was big, strong, and of course, HANDSOME.  One day when hunting in the woods, he saw a cave.  He knew something ugly and deformed was in there.  Something like what a frog would look like after being squeezed by a car.  Anyway, his curiosity took over, and he wanted to see what was in the cave.  It was nasty, ugly, and of course destroying.  It was a, a, a Cyclops!  When the syclps saw him, he yelled, “Oh, look!  A tasty little snack!”

Reed yelled in reply, “Yeah, right.  Try to get me before I slice you to bits, ugly face.  Ha, ha, ha!”