Chapter 2:  Reed Screams in Horror!

Then the Cyclops grabbed two boulders and threw them at Reed and yelled, “You’re gonna pay for that, fool!”

Reed said, “Ha!  Like I’m afraid of one-eyed goons!”

The giant bellowed in rage!  He said, “Now you’re in for it!”

Then all of a sudden, he grabbed Reed and opened his disgusting mouth.  Then Reed started screaming.

Reed screamed, “Okay, for starters, do you brush?  Next is, AAAAHHHHH!  SAVE ME, MOMMY!  WAH!  WAH!”

Then he got control of himself and saw a weapon.  He knew it was the scythe from his Greek studies.  So he kicked the Cyclops in the eye and made him want to kill himself.